Actual conversation my friend (F) had with her 5-year old daughter (D):
F: What do you think of those boys?
D: [frankly] Those boys are bad. They smoke weed.
F: [taken aback] What? Do you know what 'weed' is?
D: Mooooommmmmm.
F: Do you?
D: Yes.
F: It's drugs.
D: [shocked] Really? I thought they just picked grass and smoked it.
Alas... the rising generation. Learning so early about weed. Warms your heart a little, doesn't it?
F: What do you think of those boys?
D: [frankly] Those boys are bad. They smoke weed.
F: [taken aback] What? Do you know what 'weed' is?
D: Mooooommmmmm.
F: Do you?
D: Yes.
F: It's drugs.
D: [shocked] Really? I thought they just picked grass and smoked it.
Alas... the rising generation. Learning so early about weed. Warms your heart a little, doesn't it?
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AW. Our nation's future is in good hands.
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