Wednesday, May 28, 2008

It is time to up YOUR [insert car name here]

This is the second time I've received an email telling me "It is time to up [my] IS". I have always been a true believer in deferring to car dealership spam. As a result, I am, of course, considering getting into debt for and/or spending my life savings on the following:

1 - 19" forged alloy wheels - $4,092
2 - Brake upgrades - $3,237 (front) $2,677 (back) 3 - Lowering springs - $934
4 - Performance shocks - $1,375
5 - Sway bar kit - $601
6 - Rear chassis brace - $481
7 - Quick shifter kit - $406
8 - Carbon fiber engine cover - $887
9 - Performance air intake - $561
10 - Performance exhaust - $1,576

$16,827? What a STEAL!

Two quick questions:

1. Could someone please tell me what all this crap is?
2. Where oh where can I get the SWEET orange paint job shown here? Black is so 2007.

2 comments:

M. said...

hhaaa. Pimp My Ride!

Lyndsay said...

I can't imagine my Honda without the carbon fiber engine cover or sway bar kit. How do other people do it??