Location: Shakespeare Festival, Southern Utah University, Utah
Text: "Caution! This is not a door!"
Interpretation: Please grab the handle to the right and proceed through the resulting opening, as to avoid breaking your face on the plane labeled "not a door."
Location: Some "trendy" (aka sketchy) bookstore, Broadway Street, San Francisco, California.
Text: "I am the door"
Interpretation: Please proceed.
Note: While the lack of a handle can surely be overcome with some well-placed force, the door's location is perplexing... along the back wall of the bookstore... underground (in the basement)... with no apparent destination in mind. Given the unsavory environment of Broadway as a whole... I'm not sure I want to go through that door.
2 comments:
haaa. awesome. So did you go to the former?! ps. how is the house hunting going? we are probably moving into a house in Del Ray if you are interested. 6 bedroom 3 1/2 bath. $650 per person...
hah, I have been to the Shakespeare Festival a ton and never noticed the "not a door" sign. Right in front of the fountain too. I wonder how many blue-hairs broke their dentures on that glass.
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