Sunday bonding activity

Game name: Popcorn wars

Players: 2+

Instructions:
1. Take five randomly-chosen popped kernals of microwaved popcorn and place them in hand. [Cheat: look for small, dense pieces of popcorn in an effort to create a more uniformly aerodynamic popcorn flying arc.]

2. Have a judge signal a start to the competition.

3. Compete to determine who can most quickly dispose of said popcorn by throwing it up and catching it in your mouth, one piece at a time.

I came. I played. I lost.